JIZZLE NECTAR

JIZZLE NECTAR I'm Alex Johnson. Drummer for The Cab. I love kits kats a lot. Alexander Deleon, Alex Marshall, Joey Thunder, Tiger Lily, Gabe "Super Jew" Saporta, and Janne Frankmez are my best friends.



RP, MY MCNUGGETS. Or rape my mcnuggets, if you prefer.

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I don’t really know how to start this post, so I’m just gonna go ahead and say that I’m leaving ddrp. I’ve had a lot of fun throughout the past year and a half, and I’ve made some of the best friends. For any of you that want to keep talking to me/not lose contact, my personal is http://everyahvenue.tumblr.com/ so go ahead and follow me/say hi/quietly like my posts without speaking or whatever you want. 

I love all of you, and thank you for everything. 

xoxo Jizzle

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feels weird to be single.

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unorganized frankmez (12:03:05 AM): i would pay someone to give me a boner

John Gomez (12:22:56 AM): whatev brian’s hot

  • laceymosleaf: POKEMON
  • jtotherizzle69: POKE MY MON
  • laceymosleaf: STOP MAKING POKEMON DIRTY
  • jtotherizzle69: I CANT
  • luvlyfandburrito: poke my mon
  • luvlyfandburrito: jamaican sex
  • thedamnadlaz: I read that as poke my mom

John Gomez (11:49:29 PM): one day i will get it up, and i will SMACK YOU PEOPLE WITH IT

  • thedamnadlaz: annex sounds exactly like annus
  • jtotherizzle69: what anon
  • jtotherizzle69: anne frank's anus
  • thedamnadlaz: is her anus dark like her attic

John Gomez (11:37:31 PM): JIZZLE IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED NEAR MY ANUS